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30.10.2025 - 15:48 [ NNA-Leb.gov.lb ]

Aoun Orders Army to Confront Any Israeli Incursion, Calls Blida Attack “New Violation of Sovereignty”

The directive came during a meeting this morning at Baabda Palace with Army Commander General Rudolph Haykal, who briefed the President on the details of last night’s Israeli incursion into Blida, during which municipal employee Ibrahim Salamehwas killed while performing his duties.

President Aoun condemned the attack, describing it as “part of a continuous pattern of Israeli aggression” and noting that it occurred “shortly after the meeting of the Ceasefire Monitoring Committee (Mechanism), which must not limit itself to recording incidents, but act to end them by pressing Israel to respect the November ceasefire agreement and cease its violations of Lebanese sovereignty.”

20.03.2025 - 13:08 [ Ynetnews.com ]

Netanyahu blasts ‘leftist Deep State’ in response to ‘Qatar-Gate’ arrests

(March 19, 2025)

According to reports, Feldstein—who previously failed a security clearance test—was unable to receive a salary from Netanyahu’s office through official channels. Instead, he was allegedly paid indirectly through Qatari-linked funds, transferred via the Qatari government, which sent the money to lobbyist Jay Footlik; Footlik himself, who transferred funds to Israeli businessman Gil Birger; and Birger, whose company allegedly funneled the money to Feldstein.

20.03.2025 - 12:37 [ Times of Israel ]

Amid probe of his aides, Netanyahu attacks ‘leftist Deep State’ in the US and Israel

(March 19, 2025)

The post comes shortly after police said they detained and questioned under caution two suspects as part of an ongoing investigation into whether thousands of dollars were funneled from Qatar to one or more of Netanyahu’s aides.

04.03.2025 - 21:07 [ CNN ]

‚Come to the table‘: Vance says Ukraine must negotiate for aid to be restored

Vice President JD Vance told reporters on Capitol Hill that Ukraine must “come to the table and start negotiating” in order for aid to be restored and that President Donald Trump is still committed to a rare minerals deal.

08.11.2024 - 17:07 [ Süddeutsche.de ]

Reiter für Pistorius als SPD-Kanzlerkandidat

Die politischen Turbulenzen in Berlin wirken sich auch auf die Parteien in München aus. Während die FDP demonstrativ Gelassenheit zeigt, geben sich die Grünen kämpferisch – und der OB rückt von Olaf Scholz ab.

19.10.2024 - 23:30 [ CNN ]

Leaked documents show US intelligence on Israel’s plans to attack Iran, sources say

Another US official said that “these two documents are bad, but not horrible. The concern is if there are more.”

It is not clear how the documents became public, nor whether they were hacked or deliberately leaked.

17.04.2024 - 19:42 [ SRF.ch ]

Hilfe für die Ukraine – Selenski fordert, was Israel bekam

Israel parierte den iranischen Grossangriff aus der Luft – und zwar mithilfe der USA, Grossbritanniens, Frankreichs, Jordaniens und möglicherweise Saudi-Arabiens. Genau solche Hilfe fordert nun der ukrainische Präsident Wolodimir Selenski für sein Land gegen die russischen Luftangriffe. Das ist legitim. Doch passieren wird es nicht.

01.02.2024 - 19:05 [ CBS News ]

Plans for U.S. strikes on Iranian personnel and facilities in Iraq, Syria approved after Jordan drone attack

Weather will be a major factor in the timing of the strikes, the U.S. officials told CBS News, as the U.S. has the capability to carry out strikes in bad weather but prefers to have better visibility of selected targets…

02.01.2024 - 18:48 [ ArabNews.com ]

Lebanese PM urges UK for ‘maximum pressure’ on Israel

(28.12.2023)

Lebanon’s Caretaker Prime Minister Najib Mikati has urged the UK to place “maximum pressure” on Israel to end its campaign on Gaza and the Lebanese border.

In a meeting with UK Foreign Minister David Cameron on Thursday, Mikati warned that the “Israeli provocations in southern Lebanon could lead to deteriorating conditions and a full-scale war in the region as a whole.”

11.11.2023 - 09:00 [ Fox News ]

Mike Pompeo says State Dept has an ‚AOC, Rashida Tlaib wing‘ after leaked memo blasts Biden‘s Israel policy

(November 7, 2023)

MIKE POMPEO: I wish I could tell you I‘m surprised, but having led that organization, the State Department, this is the AOC, Rashida Tlaib wing of the State Department. These are classic appeasers who don‘t understand that the Israelis are acting in self-defense. They are taking out a terror threat that killed 1,400 of their citizens. They have not only the right to do it, but an obligation to do it.

29.09.2023 - 04:52 [ CNN ]

France will end its military presence in Niger by the end of 2023, Macron says

(September 25, 2023)

“We are putting an end to our military cooperation with the de facto authorities of Niger because they don’t want to fight terrorism anymore,” Macron said regarding the military leaders who took over rule of the northwest African country.

17.09.2023 - 21:31 [ D64 / Twitter ]

Am 28. September wollen die EU-Staaten über die Zukunft privater Kommunikation im Internet abstimmen. Um die #Chatkontrolle zu stoppen, müssen wir gemeinsam aktiv werden. Lasst uns dafür sorgen, dass Deutschland mit „Nein“ stimmt! @chatgeheimnis

(Sep 14, 2023)

31.08.2023 - 19:30 [ ORF.at ]

Zentralafrikanische Staaten verurteilen Putsch in Gabun

Nach dem Putsch in Gabun hat die Zentralafrikanische Wirtschaftsgemeinschaft (ECCAS) die neuen Militärmachthaber aufgefordert, die verfassungsmäßige Ordnung wiederherzustellen.

17.08.2023 - 19:11 [ Haaretz ]

Rising GOP Presidential Candidate Calls to End U.S. Military Aid to Israel as Part of Mideast Normalization

“So our commitments have, I think, $38 billion in aid, military support, etc. going in through 2028,” he noted, referring to the Memorandum of Understanding signed between the two countries in 2016 pledging Israel $3.8 billion a year from 2019 through 2028. “I want to get Israel to the place where it is negotiated back into the infrastructure of the rest of the Middle East. We should not be worried about holding one nation or one region hostage over one particular question relating to Palestine,” he said.

09.08.2023 - 13:43 [ a-keshet.org.il ]

Mizrahi Democratic Rainbow Coalition – English

כללי דיור ציבורי קרקעות גזענות משטרתית חינוך ואקדמיה תקשורת ותרבות הסכסוך חברה וכלכלה

10.07.2023 - 12:22 [ Netzpolitik.org ]

Bestandsdatenauskunft 2022: Behörden fragen sekündlich, wem eine Telefonnummer gehört

Staatliche Stellen haben letztes Jahr 23 Millionen Mal abgefragt, wem eine Telefonnummer gehört. Damit ist die Zahl der Anfragen das erste Mal seit Langem rückläufig.

14.06.2023 - 13:33 [ Wall Street Journals ]

U.S. Spy Agencies Buy Vast Quantities of Americans’ Personal Data, U.S. Says

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10.06.2023 - 16:07 [ Washington Post ]

U.S. had intelligence of detailed Ukrainian plan to attack Nord Stream pipeline

(June 6, 2023)

Details about the plan, which have not been previously reported, were collected by a European intelligence service and shared with the CIA in June 2022. (…)

The source’s information could not immediately be corroborated, but the CIA shared the report with Germany and other European countries last June, according to multiple officials familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive intelligence operations and diplomatic discussions.

05.06.2023 - 20:35 [ CNN ]

With Robert F. Kennedy Jr. interview, Musk again uses Twitter to promote candidates aligned with his views

On Monday, Musk is set to share an audio chatroom with Robert Kennedy Jr., the anti-vaccine activist and Democratic candidate for president.

The decision to host Kennedy again highlights, for the second time in as many weeks, Musk’s unique potential to shape public opinion through a combination of his own personal celebrity and his private control of a social media megaphone.

08.05.2023 - 12:07 [ diePresse.com ]

BVT-Prozess: „Schwierig, Beamte an Dienstadresse zu laden“

Noch keinen Termin gibt es für die Zeugenbefragung des ehemaligen stellvertretenden Direktors des BVT. Dessen Befragung vor zwei Wochen war nicht möglich, da er eine falsche Dienstadresse angegeben hatte. Auch bei weiteren Zustellungen von Ladungen dürfte es zu Schwierigkeiten gekommen sein, weshalb mit einem Urteil wohl nicht vor Juni zu rechnen ist. „Es ist unglaublich schwierig, Beamte in Österreich an ihrer Dienstadresse zu laden“, sagte die Richterin zu Beginn der Verhandlung scherzhaft.

26.04.2023 - 15:20 [ CNN ]

The number of people with Top Secret clearance will shock you

(August 16, 2022)

The Director of National Intelligence publishes what is described as an annual report, “Security Clearance Determinations,” although the most recent one I could find was from 2017.

In it, more than 2.8 million people are described as having security clearance as of October 2017 – more than 1.6 million have access to either Confidential or Secret information and nearly 1.2 million are described as having access to Top Secret information.

28.03.2023 - 07:20 [ CNN ]

White House scales up ‘concern’ rhetoric, marking rare involvement in Israeli domestic affairs

The statement, which also repeatedly urged “compromise” in the judicial reform, also marked a rare moment of the US weighing in on the domestic affairs of another country – let alone those of a close ally like Israel. But heavy opposition to the proposed reforms among US-based pro-Israel groups has given the White House more leeway to insert itself into the debate.

22.03.2023 - 18:42 [ Haaretz ]

Does Netanyahu Hate Israel? It Seems So

In 2020, in an interview with Haaretz’s Yossi Melman, Kimhi said that his findings stand. He said that Netanyahu is a “narcissist” and an “alarmist … whose management style ignores predetermined managers and policies, and this creates noticeable flaws that are manifested in contradictory messages from those who work for him.”

Similar profiles are said to have been written by both the CIA and German intelligence years ago.

20.03.2023 - 14:22 [ Haaretz,com / Nitter ]

‚I don’t know what Thyssenkrupp is‘: Netanyahu’s account in submarine affair revealed

(26 Sep 2022)

28.02.2023 - 20:37 [ BBC ]

Signal would ‚walk‘ from UK if Online Safety Bill undermined encryption

(24.02.2023)

Critics say companies could be required by Ofcom to scan messages on encrypted apps for child sexual abuse material or terrorism content under the new law.

This has worried firms whose business is enabling private, secure communication.

Element, a UK company whose customers include the Ministry of Defence, told the BBC the plan would cost it clients.

25.11.2022 - 07:25 [ theHill.com ]

Biden mulls 2024 plans as Democrats weigh generational shift

For Biden, coming off a stronger-than-expected midterm result for Democrats is sure to factor heavily in the decision, along with the potential for a rematch against former President Trump. And while the White House has insisted for months Biden plans to run again, the president has left the door open to making a final decision after discussing with family during the holidays.

20.09.2022 - 12:41 [ Daniel Neun / Radio Utopie ]

#Internetsperren: Warum das Urteil des E.U.-Gerichtshofs nichts bedeutet

(27.03.2014)

1. Das heisst nicht „Europäischer Gerichtshof“. Das heißt „Gerichtshof der Europäischen Union“.

2. Die „Grundrechte“ der E.U. sind Folklore a la Dr. Seltsam Schäuble, die „umgesetzt“ werden „können“, Art.52 Abs.5. Die 2000 vom E.G.-„Parlament“ beschlossene Charta enthielt diesen außer Funktion setzenden Passus übrigens noch nicht.

3. Wer nach diesem #Internetsperren-Urteil des Gerichtshofs der „Europäischen Union“ immer noch an die E.U. als positives Projekt glaubt, ist ein Gläubiger oder wird dafür bezahlt. Mehr nicht.

4. Der #GhdEU schiebt sowieso alles an die „nationalen“ *schauder* Verfassungsgerichte zurück.

5. Lernt Lesen.

6. Stört meine Kreise nicht.

20.09.2022 - 12:35 [ Gerichtshof der Europäischen Union ]

Urteil des Gerichtshofs in den verbundenen Rechtssachen C-339/20 | VD und C-397/20 | SR

Es geht im Wesentlichen um das Zusammenspiel der einschlägigen Vorschriften der Datenschutzrichtlinie für elektronische Kommunikation im Lichte der Charta der Grundrechte der Europäischen Union (im Folgenden Charta) und der einschlägigen Vorschriften der Marktmissbrauchsrichtlinie und der Marktmissbrauchsverordnung.

(…)

Der Gerichtshof gelangt deshalb zu dem Schluss, dass es nach der Marktmissbrauchsrichtlinie und der Marktmissbrauchsverordnung in Verbindung mit der Datenschutzrichtlinie für elektronische Kommunikation und im
Lichte der Charta
nicht zulässig ist, dass die Anbieter von Diensten der elektronischen Kommunikation die Verkehrsdaten ab dem Zeitpunkt der Speicherung zur Bekämpfung von Straftaten des Marktmissbrauchs, u.a. von Insidergeschäften, ein Jahr lang allgemein und unterschiedslos auf Vorrat speichern.

20.09.2022 - 12:29 [ Spiegel.de ]

EuGH-Urteil: Deutsche Regelung zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung verstößt gegen EU-Recht

Wer hat geklagt?

Ausgangspunkt sind die Klagen der Provider SpaceNet und Deutsche Telekom von 2016. Das Verwaltungsgericht Köln hatte entschieden, dass die beiden Unternehmen nicht zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung verpflichtet seien. Die Bundesnetzagentur setzte die Durchsetzung der Regelung sogar insgesamt aus, kein Provider muss daher Verkehrsdaten speichern. Doch 2019 legte das Bundesverwaltungsgericht im Rahmen der Revision die Frage nach der Vereinbarkeit mit EU-Recht dem EuGH vor.

09.08.2022 - 19:47 [ Kathimerini ]

EU Commission calls for investigation of phone tapping scandal

Hipper said it is the responsibility of each member state to investigate such matters, adding that “the Commission expects national authorities to thoroughly investigate any such allegation in order to restore public confidence.”

31.07.2022 - 04:23 [ TaiwanNews.com ]

US aircraft carrier returns to South China Sea after port call in Singapore

„USS Ronald Reagan and her strike group are underway, operating in the South China Sea following a successful port visit to Singapore,“ Reuters quoted Commander Hayley Sims as saying.

The carrier „is continuing normal, scheduled operations as part of her routine patrol in support of a free and open Indo-Pacific,“ she added.