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08.11.2024 - 17:07 [ Süddeutsche.de ]

Reiter für Pistorius als SPD-Kanzlerkandidat

Die politischen Turbulenzen in Berlin wirken sich auch auf die Parteien in München aus. Während die FDP demonstrativ Gelassenheit zeigt, geben sich die Grünen kämpferisch – und der OB rückt von Olaf Scholz ab.

19.10.2024 - 23:30 [ CNN ]

Leaked documents show US intelligence on Israel’s plans to attack Iran, sources say

Another US official said that “these two documents are bad, but not horrible. The concern is if there are more.”

It is not clear how the documents became public, nor whether they were hacked or deliberately leaked.

17.04.2024 - 19:42 [ SRF.ch ]

Hilfe für die Ukraine – Selenski fordert, was Israel bekam

Israel parierte den iranischen Grossangriff aus der Luft – und zwar mithilfe der USA, Grossbritanniens, Frankreichs, Jordaniens und möglicherweise Saudi-Arabiens. Genau solche Hilfe fordert nun der ukrainische Präsident Wolodimir Selenski für sein Land gegen die russischen Luftangriffe. Das ist legitim. Doch passieren wird es nicht.

01.02.2024 - 19:05 [ CBS News ]

Plans for U.S. strikes on Iranian personnel and facilities in Iraq, Syria approved after Jordan drone attack

Weather will be a major factor in the timing of the strikes, the U.S. officials told CBS News, as the U.S. has the capability to carry out strikes in bad weather but prefers to have better visibility of selected targets…

02.01.2024 - 18:48 [ ArabNews.com ]

Lebanese PM urges UK for ‘maximum pressure’ on Israel

(28.12.2023)

Lebanon’s Caretaker Prime Minister Najib Mikati has urged the UK to place “maximum pressure” on Israel to end its campaign on Gaza and the Lebanese border.

In a meeting with UK Foreign Minister David Cameron on Thursday, Mikati warned that the “Israeli provocations in southern Lebanon could lead to deteriorating conditions and a full-scale war in the region as a whole.”

11.11.2023 - 09:00 [ Fox News ]

Mike Pompeo says State Dept has an ‚AOC, Rashida Tlaib wing‘ after leaked memo blasts Biden‘s Israel policy

(November 7, 2023)

MIKE POMPEO: I wish I could tell you I‘m surprised, but having led that organization, the State Department, this is the AOC, Rashida Tlaib wing of the State Department. These are classic appeasers who don‘t understand that the Israelis are acting in self-defense. They are taking out a terror threat that killed 1,400 of their citizens. They have not only the right to do it, but an obligation to do it.

29.09.2023 - 04:52 [ CNN ]

France will end its military presence in Niger by the end of 2023, Macron says

(September 25, 2023)

“We are putting an end to our military cooperation with the de facto authorities of Niger because they don’t want to fight terrorism anymore,” Macron said regarding the military leaders who took over rule of the northwest African country.

17.09.2023 - 21:31 [ D64 / Twitter ]

Am 28. September wollen die EU-Staaten über die Zukunft privater Kommunikation im Internet abstimmen. Um die #Chatkontrolle zu stoppen, müssen wir gemeinsam aktiv werden. Lasst uns dafür sorgen, dass Deutschland mit „Nein“ stimmt! @chatgeheimnis

(Sep 14, 2023)

31.08.2023 - 19:30 [ ORF.at ]

Zentralafrikanische Staaten verurteilen Putsch in Gabun

Nach dem Putsch in Gabun hat die Zentralafrikanische Wirtschaftsgemeinschaft (ECCAS) die neuen Militärmachthaber aufgefordert, die verfassungsmäßige Ordnung wiederherzustellen.

17.08.2023 - 19:11 [ Haaretz ]

Rising GOP Presidential Candidate Calls to End U.S. Military Aid to Israel as Part of Mideast Normalization

“So our commitments have, I think, $38 billion in aid, military support, etc. going in through 2028,” he noted, referring to the Memorandum of Understanding signed between the two countries in 2016 pledging Israel $3.8 billion a year from 2019 through 2028. “I want to get Israel to the place where it is negotiated back into the infrastructure of the rest of the Middle East. We should not be worried about holding one nation or one region hostage over one particular question relating to Palestine,” he said.

09.08.2023 - 13:43 [ a-keshet.org.il ]

Mizrahi Democratic Rainbow Coalition – English

כללי דיור ציבורי קרקעות גזענות משטרתית חינוך ואקדמיה תקשורת ותרבות הסכסוך חברה וכלכלה

10.07.2023 - 12:22 [ Netzpolitik.org ]

Bestandsdatenauskunft 2022: Behörden fragen sekündlich, wem eine Telefonnummer gehört

Staatliche Stellen haben letztes Jahr 23 Millionen Mal abgefragt, wem eine Telefonnummer gehört. Damit ist die Zahl der Anfragen das erste Mal seit Langem rückläufig.

14.06.2023 - 13:33 [ Wall Street Journals ]

U.S. Spy Agencies Buy Vast Quantities of Americans’ Personal Data, U.S. Says

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10.06.2023 - 16:07 [ Washington Post ]

U.S. had intelligence of detailed Ukrainian plan to attack Nord Stream pipeline

(June 6, 2023)

Details about the plan, which have not been previously reported, were collected by a European intelligence service and shared with the CIA in June 2022. (…)

The source’s information could not immediately be corroborated, but the CIA shared the report with Germany and other European countries last June, according to multiple officials familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive intelligence operations and diplomatic discussions.

05.06.2023 - 20:35 [ CNN ]

With Robert F. Kennedy Jr. interview, Musk again uses Twitter to promote candidates aligned with his views

On Monday, Musk is set to share an audio chatroom with Robert Kennedy Jr., the anti-vaccine activist and Democratic candidate for president.

The decision to host Kennedy again highlights, for the second time in as many weeks, Musk’s unique potential to shape public opinion through a combination of his own personal celebrity and his private control of a social media megaphone.

08.05.2023 - 12:07 [ diePresse.com ]

BVT-Prozess: „Schwierig, Beamte an Dienstadresse zu laden“

Noch keinen Termin gibt es für die Zeugenbefragung des ehemaligen stellvertretenden Direktors des BVT. Dessen Befragung vor zwei Wochen war nicht möglich, da er eine falsche Dienstadresse angegeben hatte. Auch bei weiteren Zustellungen von Ladungen dürfte es zu Schwierigkeiten gekommen sein, weshalb mit einem Urteil wohl nicht vor Juni zu rechnen ist. „Es ist unglaublich schwierig, Beamte in Österreich an ihrer Dienstadresse zu laden“, sagte die Richterin zu Beginn der Verhandlung scherzhaft.

26.04.2023 - 15:20 [ CNN ]

The number of people with Top Secret clearance will shock you

(August 16, 2022)

The Director of National Intelligence publishes what is described as an annual report, “Security Clearance Determinations,” although the most recent one I could find was from 2017.

In it, more than 2.8 million people are described as having security clearance as of October 2017 – more than 1.6 million have access to either Confidential or Secret information and nearly 1.2 million are described as having access to Top Secret information.

28.03.2023 - 07:20 [ CNN ]

White House scales up ‘concern’ rhetoric, marking rare involvement in Israeli domestic affairs

The statement, which also repeatedly urged “compromise” in the judicial reform, also marked a rare moment of the US weighing in on the domestic affairs of another country – let alone those of a close ally like Israel. But heavy opposition to the proposed reforms among US-based pro-Israel groups has given the White House more leeway to insert itself into the debate.

22.03.2023 - 18:42 [ Haaretz ]

Does Netanyahu Hate Israel? It Seems So

In 2020, in an interview with Haaretz’s Yossi Melman, Kimhi said that his findings stand. He said that Netanyahu is a “narcissist” and an “alarmist … whose management style ignores predetermined managers and policies, and this creates noticeable flaws that are manifested in contradictory messages from those who work for him.”

Similar profiles are said to have been written by both the CIA and German intelligence years ago.

20.03.2023 - 14:22 [ Haaretz,com / Nitter ]

‚I don’t know what Thyssenkrupp is‘: Netanyahu’s account in submarine affair revealed

(26 Sep 2022)

28.02.2023 - 20:37 [ BBC ]

Signal would ‚walk‘ from UK if Online Safety Bill undermined encryption

(24.02.2023)

Critics say companies could be required by Ofcom to scan messages on encrypted apps for child sexual abuse material or terrorism content under the new law.

This has worried firms whose business is enabling private, secure communication.

Element, a UK company whose customers include the Ministry of Defence, told the BBC the plan would cost it clients.

25.11.2022 - 07:25 [ theHill.com ]

Biden mulls 2024 plans as Democrats weigh generational shift

For Biden, coming off a stronger-than-expected midterm result for Democrats is sure to factor heavily in the decision, along with the potential for a rematch against former President Trump. And while the White House has insisted for months Biden plans to run again, the president has left the door open to making a final decision after discussing with family during the holidays.

20.09.2022 - 12:41 [ Daniel Neun / Radio Utopie ]

#Internetsperren: Warum das Urteil des E.U.-Gerichtshofs nichts bedeutet

(27.03.2014)

1. Das heisst nicht „Europäischer Gerichtshof“. Das heißt „Gerichtshof der Europäischen Union“.

2. Die „Grundrechte“ der E.U. sind Folklore a la Dr. Seltsam Schäuble, die „umgesetzt“ werden „können“, Art.52 Abs.5. Die 2000 vom E.G.-„Parlament“ beschlossene Charta enthielt diesen außer Funktion setzenden Passus übrigens noch nicht.

3. Wer nach diesem #Internetsperren-Urteil des Gerichtshofs der „Europäischen Union“ immer noch an die E.U. als positives Projekt glaubt, ist ein Gläubiger oder wird dafür bezahlt. Mehr nicht.

4. Der #GhdEU schiebt sowieso alles an die „nationalen“ *schauder* Verfassungsgerichte zurück.

5. Lernt Lesen.

6. Stört meine Kreise nicht.

20.09.2022 - 12:35 [ Gerichtshof der Europäischen Union ]

Urteil des Gerichtshofs in den verbundenen Rechtssachen C-339/20 | VD und C-397/20 | SR

Es geht im Wesentlichen um das Zusammenspiel der einschlägigen Vorschriften der Datenschutzrichtlinie für elektronische Kommunikation im Lichte der Charta der Grundrechte der Europäischen Union (im Folgenden Charta) und der einschlägigen Vorschriften der Marktmissbrauchsrichtlinie und der Marktmissbrauchsverordnung.

(…)

Der Gerichtshof gelangt deshalb zu dem Schluss, dass es nach der Marktmissbrauchsrichtlinie und der Marktmissbrauchsverordnung in Verbindung mit der Datenschutzrichtlinie für elektronische Kommunikation und im
Lichte der Charta
nicht zulässig ist, dass die Anbieter von Diensten der elektronischen Kommunikation die Verkehrsdaten ab dem Zeitpunkt der Speicherung zur Bekämpfung von Straftaten des Marktmissbrauchs, u.a. von Insidergeschäften, ein Jahr lang allgemein und unterschiedslos auf Vorrat speichern.

20.09.2022 - 12:29 [ Spiegel.de ]

EuGH-Urteil: Deutsche Regelung zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung verstößt gegen EU-Recht

Wer hat geklagt?

Ausgangspunkt sind die Klagen der Provider SpaceNet und Deutsche Telekom von 2016. Das Verwaltungsgericht Köln hatte entschieden, dass die beiden Unternehmen nicht zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung verpflichtet seien. Die Bundesnetzagentur setzte die Durchsetzung der Regelung sogar insgesamt aus, kein Provider muss daher Verkehrsdaten speichern. Doch 2019 legte das Bundesverwaltungsgericht im Rahmen der Revision die Frage nach der Vereinbarkeit mit EU-Recht dem EuGH vor.

09.08.2022 - 19:47 [ Kathimerini ]

EU Commission calls for investigation of phone tapping scandal

Hipper said it is the responsibility of each member state to investigate such matters, adding that “the Commission expects national authorities to thoroughly investigate any such allegation in order to restore public confidence.”

31.07.2022 - 04:23 [ TaiwanNews.com ]

US aircraft carrier returns to South China Sea after port call in Singapore

„USS Ronald Reagan and her strike group are underway, operating in the South China Sea following a successful port visit to Singapore,“ Reuters quoted Commander Hayley Sims as saying.

The carrier „is continuing normal, scheduled operations as part of her routine patrol in support of a free and open Indo-Pacific,“ she added.

15.07.2022 - 20:22 [ Spectator.co.uk ]

Live: The Tory leadership debate

As things stand, Rishi Sunak is leading the way on MP nominations, but needs to win over Tory members to succeed in the final stage of the contest. Meanwhile Penny Mordaunt is the clear favourite with the bookies thanks to recent polling which suggests she is Tory members’ candidate of choice.

14.07.2022 - 14:51 [ DailyMail.co.uk ]

Tories brace for more blood on the carpet at 3pm: MPs finish voting in second round as Truss allies beg right-wing rivals to recognise the ‚reality‘ they cannot win – and slam surging Penny Mordaunt for inability to ‚master detail‘

Tories are braced for more blood on the carpet today as another hopeful is knocked out of the leadership race – with Liz Truss allies begging rivals to recognise the ‚reality‘ they cannot win.

The results are due to be revealed at 3pm after another frenzied day at Westminster that saw the Foreign Secretary officially launch her campaign insisting she can be ‚trusted to deliver‘ after taking on the EU over Brexit and Vladimir Putin over Ukraine.

In a dig at frontrunner Rishi Sunak she said she had been ‚loyal‘ to Boris Johnson, and it was not the time for ‚business as usual economic management‘.

06.05.2022 - 16:44 [ El Pais ]

Pegasus: Europe’s deepening spyware scandal

(03.05.2022)

An investigation committee launched by the European Parliament is preparing its first operational work meeting, which could be held this Thursday. The provisional agenda shows the presence of members of the Senate of Poland, one of the countries where there are suspicions about the use of Pegasus to spy on the government’s political rivals. The European Data Protection Supervisor has already called for programs like Pegasus to be banned on the grounds that they are very difficult to control and endanger fundamental rights and freedoms.

22.04.2022 - 08:41 [ China Xinhua News / Twitter ]

#JulianAssange‘s experience shows that those who expose so-called „atrocities“ of other countries are „heroes,“ and those who expose scandals of the U.S. are „criminals,“ says Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin.

21.02.2022 - 03:53 [ Times of Israel ]

‘Turned diplomacy into a religion’: Israel officials said to lash Biden on Iran deal

As reports swirl of an imminent new Iran nuclear deal, Israeli officials on Sunday lashed out at Washington, according to a TV report.

“The Biden administration has turned diplomacy into a religion, and the agreement the US will sign with Tehran is meaningless,” officials quoted by Channel 13 news said.

07.02.2022 - 20:05 [ NationalPost.com ]

Where is Justin Trudeau? NDP leader Jagmeet Singh says PM has ‘not been visible’

Trudeau has “not been visible” so far , he said, and people felt the federal government “has been missing”.

Trudeau’s itinerary for Monday showed he was having private meetings somewhere in the national capital region.

07.02.2022 - 20:01 [ Unacceptable DTeplitz / Twitter ]

Canadians must now get the unbiased truth from India News.

(01.02.2022)

04.02.2022 - 07:48 [ Antiwar.com ]

Top Senate Democrat Slams Biden Administration for Negotiating With Iran to Revive the JCPOA

Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ), the influential chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, slammed President Biden’s plans for reviving the 2015 Iran nuclear deal, known as the JCPOA, in a speech on the Senate floor on Tuesday.

Menendez said the administration was “clinging” to the deal for “nostalgia’s sake” in a rebuke to the US’s indirect negotiations with Iran. “At this point, we seriously have to ask what exactly are we trying to salvage?” he said.

03.02.2022 - 10:48 [ ORF.at ]

Weißes Haus ändert Wortwahl in Ukraine-Konflikt

Psaki erklärte weiter, die US-Regierung habe auch gesagt, dass Putin jederzeit in die Ukraine einmarschieren könnte. Das sei zutreffend. Auf Nachfrage betonte die Sprecherin, sie habe die Wendung, wonach aus US-Sicht eine Invasion unmittelbar bevorstehe, seit mehr als einer Woche nicht mehr benutzt.

09.01.2022 - 09:02 [ Tagesschau.de ]

Justizminister zu Corona-Demos: „Versammlungen notfalls auflösen“

Bundesjustizminister Marco Buschmann will die immer wieder ausufernden Corona-Demonstrationen nicht länger tolerieren. „Wenn systematisch gegen Regeln verstoßen wird oder es sogar zu gewalttätigen Angriffen kommt, müssen Versammlungen als ultima ratio notfalls auch aufgelöst werden“, sagte der FDP-Politiker den Zeitungen der Funke Mediengruppe.