(1992)
Iâd like to talk a little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf⌠biiiiiigâ
doingsâ
in the Persianâ
Gulf. You know my favourite partâ
of that war? Itâs the first war we ever had that was on every channel plus cable⌠and the war got good ratings too, didnât it? Got good ratings! Well, we like war!!! We like war! Weâre a war-like people! We like war because weâre good at it! You know why weâre good at it? Cause we get a lot of practice. This countryâs only 200 years old and already, weâve had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country so weâre good at it! And itâs a good thing we are; weâre not very good at anything else anymore! Huh? Canât build a decent car, canât make a TV set or a VCR worth a fuck, got no steel industry left, canât educate our young people, canât get health care to our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right! Huh? Especially if your country is full of brown people; oh we like that donât we? Thatâs our hobby! Thatâs our new job in the world: bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the fuck out or weâll goddamn bomb them! Well whenâs the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last whiteâ can you remember ANY white people weâve ever bombed? The Germans, those are the only ones and thatâs only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world! BULLSHIT! THATâS OUR FUCKING JOB!!!