21.06.2019 - 21:19 [ theOnion.com ]

Bolton Argues War With Iran Only Way To Avenge Americans Killed In Upcoming War With Iran

“Sadly, I believe direct military conflict with Iran is the only suitable response for the heartbreaking deaths of our troops in that upcoming military conflict,” said the national security advisor, noting that only by launching a ground invasion of the Islamic Republic could he ensure the thousands of U.S. troops who will perish in that ground invasion will not perish in vain.