What!? According to NBC San Diego, Mr. Kony 2012/Hot Dad 2012 Jason Russell was allegedly drunk and masturbating in public on Thursday night in San Diego. Yes folks, you read that right — the 33-year-old co-founder of Invisible Children, which spearheaded the Kony 2012 frenzy about Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony, was caught (allegedly) making it snow, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, walking the dog, jerkin’ the gerkin, lubin’ the tube, ticklin’ the pickle — in public.