05.12.2012 - 10:21 [ Mahmoud "Sandmonkey" Salem / Daily News Egypt ]

Tuesday is the New Friday!

It must be very hard on him to be the first Egyptian President to escape from the Presidential palace, especially five months after he stood in Tahrir opening his suit to prove the absence of a bulletproof vest as a show of how unafraid he is from the people. But then again, he did escape from protesters at a mosque near his house last week, and before that from prison, so escaping is kind of his thing. I would also scale back the threatening Jihad talk from now on, because, what will you do, exactly? You obviously don’t have the numbers to control the streets of Egypt, so your only option is terrorism, which, meh, we’ve been through before in the 1980s and 1990s and survived it with no problem. And if you go down that route, it won’t be the MOI that will hunt you down, it will be the people this time who will view you as an enemy and act accordingly by bringing you from your houses. You will lose. You will die. We don’t recommend it. Back down.