Italy is at suicide point and the people who have brought us to this point, instead of making a hasty retreat to some country without extradition treaties, are preparing to sell off the family silver to gain time. The banker Saccomanni, promoted Minister of the Economy, has found the solution: „Ready to rake in the cash using Enel, Eni and Finmeccanica“. Afraid of a violent reaction, he made the announcement in the far-off Moscow where he’s been invited to attend the G20 (ah yes, we’re still in the G20, but not for much longer).