The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from „Run“ to „Hide“. The only two higher levels in France are „Collaborate“ and „Surrender.“ The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‚s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country‘s military capability. (..)

The Germans also increased their alert state from „Disdainful Arrogance“ to „Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.“ They also have two higher levels: „Invade a Neighbor“ and „Lose“.