13. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Possibly (/definitely) one of the creepiest things we’ve ever heard…

14. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Ew.

15. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

We’re glad he’s so concerned about the obesity crisis.

16. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”