Routine misconduct by DEA agents? The DEA could not possibly care less. An Inspector General‘s report released in 2015 in the aftermath of a sex-parties-and-harassment investigation showed 8 of the 14 agents investigated received bonuses and awards while still under investigation, a violation of DEA policy. None of the agents were fired or even demoted. The DEA‘s unwillingness to address serious misdeeds seriously made it clear DEA agents are nigh un-fireable.

Even minor disciplinary actions tend to be rolled back, as the Inspector General‘s office reports [PDF]. An agent engaging in plenty of unrelated misconduct found himself stripped of his security clearance, but only momentarily. The list of things the agent did wrong is as impressive as it is disturbing.