With new details like these, and the Secret Service’s lack of candor, journalists on Twitter pondered what else Gonzalez might have had time to do:

John Tabin, American Spectator: “White House fence jumper makes it to Situation Room, serves as highly influential foreign policy advisor for six months before being caught.”

Simon Maloy, Salon: “The intruder signed 3 bills and paused for a brief photo with the president of Burundi before he was apprehended.”